Olá! I’m Jeremias, the guardian donkey. Welcome to my farm, Pensão Agrícola! I take my duties very seriously—greeting guests, keeping an eye on things, and happily showing you around the orchards of orange, fig, and almond trees.

Here’s a quick tour: our farmhouse has been around since 1920, first as a wedding gift (romantic, right?), then as a working farm, and now as a charming rural retreat. Tucked between Tavira and the clifftop village of Cacela Velha. Just six cozy rooms—some inside the old house, others in sleek new garden suites. All come with private patios, perfect for lazy mornings with fresh oranges and long evenings with local wine.

Speaking of mornings, breakfast here is a serious affair. Homemade, generous, and best enjoyed under the shady terrace, where I might swing by (strictly for quality control, of course). After that? A dip in the pool, a nap in the sun, or a seafood feast down by the coast—oysters, razor clams, tuna... trust me, you won’t leave hungry. So, pack light, bring carrots, and come see for yourself. I’ll be here, waiting with the rest of my family.

Photos: pensaoagricola.com