We give ourselves a hand to say that Al Pacino does not know about our existence, although if he did, he would probably be a regular guest here. Maybe someone kind will whisper to him someday about fluffy alpacas, wooden huts, homemade tincture and a view of the Dynowskie Foothills, and he will not be able to resist and turn the vacation in Mexico into our little village. The star of our outback is another Alpaczino. On the farm, he plays a leading role in a duet with Dyziówka, his older sister. The houses are close to each other, but the neighbors will not look at the plates through the windows. And just like Dyziówka is a two-story house for 4 people, Alpaczino is a cozy nest for two. The configuration of this pair depends only on you, but you have to be close to each other. The queen-size bed in the bedroom makes you tolerate snoring, restless leg syndrome and night trips to the bathroom. After digging out from under the warm duvet, we advise you to look out the window immediately, because alpacas eat in the garden. Spears in ortalionówkach, gentle males with the look that you should not come without a stick, nibbles nibbling at the sleeves of jackets and those that can brush their plush noses.

Make yourself comfortable in a wooden hut, which looks as if it has always been here, and these are only appearances. It was built by characteristic highlanders who used old beams and traditional methods of joining them in the construction. They put a beautiful recycled tile on the roof, and it all happened this year.

Alpaczino is adjacent to his older sister Dyziówka, they are close to each other, but there is no risk that other guests will look at your plate through the windows.

I am putting the ready Alpacino in your hands. It is designed for a couple and the configuration of this system depends only on you. However, you need to feel at ease with yourself, because there is a double bed in the only bedroom. I equipped the whole house with original 100-year-old furniture, the bed is also very old, and thus shorter than today. If you measure more than 185 cm, it may feel tight in it. Maybe tight, but definitely very comfortable. The duvets and pillows are filled with alpaca wool, which cools in summer and warms in winter. There is also a TV in the bedroom, so movie evenings under the duvet and popcorn in hand are recommended.

The entrance to the cottage is directly from the terrace. After crossing the threshold, there is a small living room with a sofa connected to the kitchen by a dining table. There is also a wardrobe for clothes and a corner bathroom with a large shower.

The bottom is yours, and the top (with a separate entrance from the outside) is my gallery of alpine products. You can always look there and arm yourself with warm socks, hats, gloves, quilts and pillows with wool.

The garden is for you. You can make a fire in the gazebo, you can look for fish in the pond, but you will probably spend most of your time in the company of alpacas.

In winter, put on practical snow chains ornaments on your car wheels or invest in a 4x4 car. It can be slippery here and the snowdrifts are waist-deep.

We give Alpaczino exclusive and we also do this with the kitchen. She is technically and emotionally prepared for allergy sufferers and gluten-free people who have to cook for themselves. Everything that is usually needed for this is there. Ready to cook and a table to eat together. We will also offer you a homemade dyziówka tincture, which will allow you to warm up in winter and start the evening in summer.

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