Rzeka czeka, czeka las

Tiny houseWith some animalsSelf catering
we have a house near the forest, a 3-minute walk from the Bug River
remembers the 70s, has 2 bedrooms and a sofa bed
in the interior, summer style from the 60s to the 80s.
a goat for heating, books and games to fill the evenings
terrace for feasting and sun loungers for relaxing
you can get here in an hour from Warsaw

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We didn't like Mazovia. We envied Masuria, Warmia, Pomerania and Lower Silesia with post-German buildings. Podlasie - low population density, wooden architecture and shutters. We were looking for a habitat with a house to save, one in a remote area and close to the river. Because one of us loves the most of what is Polish, our wild rivers. We wanted the possibility of quick excursions from Warsaw and this determined the exploration of the vicinity of Warsaw. From the gravel position and the perspective of side roads, we started to see the charms of this land and we became closer and closer. And in the meantime, he showed up. A house from the late 1970s. Not a habitat, but an example of a summer resort development in the People's Republic of Poland, located in a belt from the forest to the Bug River. We came here in winter and it was everything: forest, wild river and no people.

This house, as befits a real communist summer resort, is used for relaxation. It made us nostalgic for the times when we were all younger - as Marcin Wojdak wrote about communist holiday resorts. We went on cheap holidays offering unsublime, but delicious entertainment: romp around the meadow and forest, bird watching, picking berries. Evenings filled with board games and cards and reading books. With the smell of wood and the world's best crackling of twigs burning in a goat in the background. Everything was imperfect and perfect at the same time. That's how we feel in this house with a nostalgic aura. We like consistency, so we gradually arrange it in its native style - summer resorts from the 70s-80s. Some faience, folk art, pine wood of the local forests, Polish linen. Without excess, combined with modernity, because we also like comfort, but we do not like exaggeration. That is why joys are simple here: cooking together, walks to the river with a cup of coffee, proximity, abundance of nature and unhurriedness.

We liked Mazovia. Enjoy them with us.

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Host:

Joanna

We speak these languages: Polish, English

We are not on-site, but you can always contact us

Every day on the Vistula River, but we prefer the Bug River, it's more ours. It has always been there, because as a child I spent every free summer Sunday working on it. Already infected with the fascination with the functional architecture of the Polish People's Republic, social modernism and post-war Polish design in general, we couldn't help but fall in love with our building with a truncated roof. So we abandoned our dreams of a desolate place and decided to turn it into something that was taken away from these socialist modern houses when we all fell in love with something aesthetically completely different in the 1990s and later. As we like to snuggle up, arrange ourselves and then relax in nature - this house is the perfect challenge for us. And permanent, because - like in an old house - there is always something to do there, and we are still at the very beginning of the adventure that you can experience with us. It will change because we feel best in the realm of vintage, "reclaimed", post-war design and we do not leave it.

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Where will I sleep?

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6 ppl. – Rzeka czeka, czeka las

  • 90 m²

  • Without pets


What do I find on the spot?

Popular amenities

  • Fast Internet/WiFi

  • In / at the edge of the forest

  • By the river

Our charms

  • We don't have televisions

  • Mosquitos on warm days

  • Steep stairs

  • Access via the forest/gravel road

  • Flies

  • Old house: it squeaks and sulks

  • We don't have air conditioning

  • We have a lot of souvenirs and trinkets

  • There are sometimes martens on the roof

  • Weak GSM coverage

  • You light the fireplace

  • We do not accept groups for integration trips


How do I get there?

Car

  • Our address: Somianka 66K, Somianka, Mazovia Province, Poland

  • You can reach us by a forest road that is not covered by Google Maps, before your arrival we will send you the appropriate pins and detailed instructions.

Public transportation

  • Nearest stops

  • Bus: Somianka, (3 km),

  • Train: Wyszków, (16 km),


Place rules

Animals

  • With some animals (small dogs, medium dogs, big dogs)

Number of guests

  • Number of guests: 6 people

Night break

  • Quiet hours from 22:00 to 08:00

Arrival and departure times

  • Arrival from 15:00 to 22:00

  • Departure from 00:01 to 12:00

  • If possible we will allow earlier checkin / later checkout (please contact us just before arrival)

Other rules

  • * Nature loves silence, this is not a good address for loud parties. Playing music outside the cottage is not allowed.
    * We love dogs, but please spread blankets (they are provided) for your pets on the sofa and do not let them sleep on the bed.
    * We sort garbage.
    * If you are too cold or too warm (autumn-winter season), write to us - we will change the heating settings.
    * In the spring and summer season, we wear any footwear we like around the house, but in the fall and winter season, we encourage you to take your favorite slippers with you.
    * Wood in the house is included in the rental price - an additional wheelbarrow is payable.
    * Please do not use firewood for a fire. There are some sticks prepared for the bonfire, the rest can be collected in the forest behind the fence.

    * Please remember that the prepayment is a form of deposit, we do not refund it if the reservation is canceled later than 14 days before arrival.
    * If we do not receive the second part of the reservation fee at least 4 days before arrival, we will cancel the reservation and will not refund the prepayment.

Reviews - Rzeka czeka, czeka las

5.0Number of opinions: 9

Piotr

59 Sep 2024

Ale to jest miejsce! Dom fantastycznie wykończony – ten salon, ta kuchnia, ta antresola! Letnisko w lesie, architektura nostalgiczna, obok ośrodki wypoczynkowe powstałe w PRL. Noc czarna, na tarasie star gazing, słychać mieszkańców lasu i rzeki. Spacery nad dzikim Bugiem, pies wniebowzięty! Joanna przygotowała dokładne instrukcje i zestaw rad i poleceń – wielkie podziękowania. W miasteczku miła ...

Agata

519 Aug 2024

Przepiękny domek w bajkowej okolicy. Pięknie urządzone miejsce, dużo przestrzeni w ogródku i w częściach wspólnych domku. Domek ma pełne wyposażenie, wwzystko działało, a właściciele załączają szczegółową instrukcję, tak, że wszystko wiadomo po przyjeździe. Bardzo polecam!

Katarzyna

531 Jul 2024

Jeżeli poszukujecie odpoczynku od miasta dla siebie i swoich psów to zdecydowanie idealnie miejsce! PLUSY 1) Mimo lokalizacji w lesie, droga jest bardzo przyzwoita, brak komplikacji. 2) Domek urządzony prześlicznie, z duszą - tutaj nieważne czy jesteś w domku czy poza nim - wszędzie czujesz się jak na łonie natury. Wszystko to dzięki wszechobecnemu drewnu (które w żaden sposób nie przytłacza a da...

Patrycja

528 Jun 2024

W Rzeka czeka, czeka las spędziliśmy przedłużony czerwcowy weekend i pozostajemy w niedosycie. Bo miejsce wpasowało się w nasz gust całkowicie. Domek z zewnątrz ma swój specyficzny klimat, który od razu przywołuje dziecięce wspomnienia, albo też może po prostu ukoić oczy retro klimatem ;) O wystroju wewnątrz możnaby dużo pisać i opowiadać, ale polecam po prostu przyjechać i zobaczyć :) Okolica je...

German

57 Jun 2024

Great place to rest and chill! The first thing i said to my wife as soon as we entered the house was "The pictures on the web do not justice to the actual beauty of the house" It is such a beautiful place to be, relax and enjoy the simplicity of living outside the city. We love the house, the big terrain around the house (our dogs had the time of their lives) The host was always ready to help and ...

Julia

526 Apr 2024

Domek jest piękny, wygodny, bardzo klimatyczny i super urządzony. Przestrzeń salonu jest bardzo miła do siedzenia, w kuchni przyjemnie się gotuje z racji na jej wielkość oraz wspaniały widok z okna. Dookoła panuje cisza i spokój, a wysoki nas idealnie się nadaje na spacery. Kontakt z właścicielami jest bardzo przyjazdy. Na pewno będziemy wracać:)

Ewelina

56 Jan 2024

Domek jest śliczny, a kontakt z właścicielami bezproblemowy. Bardzo duży plus za to że w domku są kosmetyki nietestowane na zwierzętach. Miło było posiedzieć przy rozpalonej kozie i super ze dostaliśmy instrukcje jak ją odpalić, bo to była dla nas nowość:)

ELENA

525 Sep 2023

Staying at Joanna's house was absolutely wonderful! Three days which my friend and I spent in that beautiful, spacious and sunny house helped us fully recharge. The place exceeded our expectations! The house itself is equipped and decorated with so much love that it feels like a friend's cosy home - everything was provided by the hosts so that we felt comfortable and did not lack anything! We l...